I think Matt Fraction is getting sassy with us in his Hawkeye issue descriptions.
I think the best way to make sure more people read the new Hawkeye run is to post this:
And not explain it.
[From Hawkeye #3, 2012.]
Hawkeye: Flightless Birds
I just imagine Natasha taking him seriously. And literally.
And getting up at his funeral and saying something like, “I’ll miss Clint Barton … and his penis. Clint Barton had an absolutely amazing penis.”
… two months later, when Clint comes back (as comic book heroes do), Bucky breaks his nose and Clint’s like WHAT DID I DO.
^ I approve of this.
YES YES YES YES YES. All of the yes. YES TO THE SKY.
The sequel to SHERHAWK HOLMES AND HULKSON: HULK SMASH PUNY CLUE
I figured I’d repost it somewhere Youtube can’t take it down- another deleted scene from The Avengers!
#can we just take a moment to appreciate #that Clint #while holed up doing a job of watching all the scientists working away #managed to work out BEFORE the quantum physicist exactly what the fuck is going on #with the tesseract #by using pure logic #it also shows that even though Nick chastises him for doing his whole ‘brood in the rafters’ nesting thing #that Clint was paying attention the whole damn time #this is the guy who can fire arrows without looking #who can calculate on the fly the trajectory needed to lodge an explosive arrow into a propeller #I will punch anyone who says Clint is useless or a deadweight because he’s squishy-human and is only good for being a marksman #because he’s deceptively smart #and plays that close to his chest