
G O O D O M E N S D R E A M C A S T
the T H E M :
asa butterfield as wensleydale
ellie darcey-alden as pepper
riley griffiths as brian
and art parkinson as adam young, the antichrist
Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (via blaise-db)
#when people write Aziraphale as all proper and soothing #no dude#his store is never open when the sign says it’s gonna be and he’s gonna follow you around the store like you’re a registered shoplifter #he’s gonna look at you judgmentally no matter which section you’re browsing and make you feel all self-conscious about your taste in books #the front entrance has an unmarked step and after you trip he’ll say ‘mind the step’ #and then again when you fall going out #probably empty-handed because none of the prices are marked and you don’t really want to ask him how much anything costs #he probably short-changes you if you do try to buy something #and accuses you of trying to short-change him when you question it #Aziraphale is literally everything you hate in a shopkeeper
You have the best tags.
(via calamitycallaghan)
i feel like the people who mush GO!Crowley and SPN!Crowley into one character are just really missing out on a great opportunity because come on we have the serpent from the garden of eden who thinks causing traffic and screwing with phone lines is a great work of evil and then we have the human who sold his soul for a bigger dick and then changed his name to crowley and become king of fucking hell like come on you are missing out on the opportunity of some demons talking about crowley and being all “wait the lame one or the scottish one” and GO!Crowley being no that was my name first what the fuck are you doing and come on this could be comedy gold

She was beautiful, but she was beautiful in the way a forest fire was beautiful: something to be admired from a distance, not up close.
Cleaned up a WIP of War from earlier but it’s still pretty messy. Eventually I’ll do the rest of the Apocalyptic Horsepeople, oooor the universe will give me a Good Omens movie/show!!!
if crowley and aziraphale had a kid he would grow up to be bernard black

Adam is an antichrist
that no one understands
Dad and Death and Satan
always giving him commands
Lucifer: Destroy the earth!
Doom and gloom
up in his room
Is broken instantly
By his magic little fish
who grant his every wish
‘Cause in reality…
They are his oddparents
Ineffable Oddparents
Zira:
Tartan and wings
Crowley:
Awesome sunglass kinks
Oddparents
Ineffable Oddparents
Really fit, Azi’s a brit
he wears knit, Bentley’s lit
Adam:
Holy water, shadow lurker, apple pie, evil eye
prophecies, qualities, politics, APOCALYPSE
Oddparents
Ineffable Oddparents
It flips your lid when you’re
the Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lord of Darkness.
WITH INEFFABLE ODDPARENTS
Lucifer: *growls*
(Bop!)
Thought of that and couldn’t get it out of my head anymore.I’m so sorry fandoms.